Scene: Lunchtime.
Cast: Thousands. (Ok, so it wasn't quite. It was 16 which is as much as we ever have, and about ten more than we ever want. But it felt like it because - )
Noise: Deafening.
Menu: Pumpkin soup.
Aaaand, cue T:
T: "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP! THRE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE SPOON EACH, SO IF YOU DROP YOUR SPOON, THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DONE. UNDERSTAND SYDNEY?! DO NOT DROP YOUR SPOONS."
*Thunderous, stunned silence from all the kids*
Broken by..
Hugo flinging his cup. It bounces to the floor just at the end of T's majestic speech.
D and I piss ourselves laughing, while all the kids are incredibly confused.
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